What LOCKOUT?

Now that the NFL "lockout" is over, teams have been cutting and/or releasing players like crazy.  Most notible is what the Dallas Cowboys have done.  They dropped Marion Barber and Roy William (the wide receiver) as if they were bad habits.

The Seattle Seahawks signed quarterbacks Tarvaris Jackson and Matt Leinart.  Can't wait to see how that one turns out.  For more info visit one of your sports news websites.

NFL Owners and Player Reached a Deal?

Well well well!  After all this time and the dramatics that went along with it, the NFL team owners and players have reached a deal.  It's about frickin' time.  Everything is over and true football fans can get on with their lives and fantasy football can begin.  One can only hope that this "lockout" situation hasn't done any damage to professional football.  True fans want to see a great product on the field, nothing lack luster or subpar.  We'll see!  In the meantime, Keep It Moving!

Adam "Pac Man" Jones

Oooh...My Neck and My Back

"My name is Adam "Pac Man" Jones and I'm an idiot."  You are 100% correct Mr. Jones, you are an idiot.  Wack Man Jones managed to get himself in trouble once again in a night club.  The 27 year old corner back for the Cincinnati Bengals was drunk and disorderly at the night club.  Two of Cincinnati's finest had to restrain him and then swept him off to the pokie.

Gosh, man, why oh why won't he learn.  All the chances he's been given.  He's making corner backs look bad.  I say drop the bum and let him vanish off to obscurity.

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Hines Ward...Suspected of D U I

Gosh darn it Hines!  You know what, I'm not going to make an opinion about this.  Lets stick to the facts.  Mr. Ward was pulled over because the police stated they saw his car veer out of control scraping the sidewalk.  Then when he was pulled him over they stated they smelled a STRONG odor of alcohol.  Of course the odor has to be STRONG or it wouldn't fit alleged infraction.

According to "officer Barbrady", Hines was upset about having to perform a field sobriety test, but he cooperated.  However, he didn't submit to the breathalyzer test.  He was taken into custody and later released from the DeKalb County jail on $1,000 bond.  The passenger of his Aston Martin was able to drive it away so that it would be impounded. 

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Roy Williams...Gimme Back My RING!

Dallas Cowboys receiver Roy Williams is a frickin' dork.  This individual decided to mail his girlfriend an engagement ring.  The ring cost $76,000.  It appears that Mr. Williams isn't from planet Earth.  Simply because why on Earth would he propose via the United States Postal service. 

The jump off in question, well, her name is Brooke Daniels.  Brooke Daniels the 2009 Miss Texas USA that is.  She's pretty and she probably has some great sex skills.  All that aside, she has Roy looking like a damn fool.  Not only did he mail the ring, she said "hell no" to his marriage proposal.

To make matters worst, she said she lost the ring.  Gosh, talk about having a "Blonde Moment".  Then again, she probably was correct when she said she lost it.  Being that her father Michael Daniels had it.  Crazy right.  Roy, if you are reading this, leave that Barbie alone.  It seems like her and her family are just as crazy as you are.  It won't work man! 

I suggest Roy find him a nice brunette or an Irish red head chic with some big breast.  Once again Roy, leave those Barbies alone.

NFL Lockout: The Millionaires vs Billionaires

The millionaires vs billionaires is what it comes to.  Guess what?  Ultimately the fans will have the last word.  Right now it sucks for football fans.  There aren't any trades or cuts going only.  There isn't any preseason hype that motivates the fans.  There isn't anything for "Mr. Football Is My Life" to look forward to.  Nothing but boredom. 

These people need to get it together before they come up short of a few million fans.  Go NFL!