Abercrombie & Fitch vs. Michael Sorrentino a.k.a 'The Situation'

It's rare for a clothing company to ask someone to stop wearing their products.  It appears that the Abercrombie & Fitch organization has asked Michael Sorrentino a.k.a 'The Situation' of the hit reality show Jersey Shore, to stop wearing their clothes.  According to sources, the Abercrombie & Fitch organization has offered to pay 'The Situation' not to wear their threads.  SMH! 

You have to be a real dirt bag for a company to offer you money NOT to wear their label.  I guess 'The Situation' falls in that category.

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MILF of the Day: Vanessa Marcil

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Miami Hurricanes players took cash?

According to Nevin Shapiro, he gave past University of Miami football players gifts and cash.  He said he even let some players use his yacht.  For those who don't know, Nevin Shapiro ran a gigantic Ponzi scheme.  As of late he was sentence to 20 years by a New Jersey Federal Judge.  To "Da U" he was a booster.  This person was even allowed on the sidelines.  What hell is up with this? 

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MILF of the Day: Yolanda Adams

She's been dubed 'The First Lady of Modern Gospel', but that won't keep her out of the MILF of the Day catagory.  I'm sure there's a lot of fellas across the board who'll tap that holy booty.  She's been ripping it up with her sensational singing voice.  Winnning 4 Grammys, 16 Stellas, 1 American Music Award, and several others to include a Soul Train award.  'Soul Train..the hippest trip in American.'  "... and you can bet your last money, it's all gonna be a stone gas, honey!" Don Cornelius

At 49 years old, we almost missed out on her.  Her birthday is on August 27, 1961.  OMG...we dodge a bullet.  Keep It Moving.

MILF of the Day: Tia Carrere

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Delta Airlines...Unfriendly Skies and Pork Chop Friendly!

"Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya, help ya, help ya?"  In this case, Delta Airlines wasn't much of a help.  Here's the thing.  Amanda Parker, a paying customer, ended up being seated next to a gigantic size man who's body oozed over into her seat.  Gosh darnit!  Ms. Parker couldn't sit in her seat unless she sat on the man's blubber in the process. 

After she went to the staff, they tried to bump her off that flight for a later flight.  The staff never mentioned anything to the man taking up 1 and 2/3rds of the seats.  I don't know how things work, but if you take up 1 seat, you pay for that seat.  If you take up 2 seats, you should pay for 2 seats. 

I think Delta wanted to avoid having to wait another 10 minutes for "Mr. Pork Chop" to get himself out of the seats and his other efforts to leave the plane.  What a spectacle that would've been.  In the end, Amanda Parker remained on the flight after another passenger volunteered to get on the later flight.

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MILF of the Day: Callie Thorne

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Mila Kunis graces the Cover of Glamor Magazine

From That 70's Show to the voice of Meg on Family Guy, Mila Kunis has been in the public eye for a while now.  Currently she's gracing the cover of Glamor Magazine probably due to her movie with Justin Timberlake.

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MILF of the Day: Heather Locklear

Heather Heather what's for the weather?  I thought about it and was like, "what the heck", she's 49 and she qualifies for the list.  All jokes aside, she more than qualifies for the list.  Ms. Locklear has had an interesting life full of good and bad points.  I can remember when she was "Ms. T.J. Hooker" and realize that show was corny as heck.  Compared to today's standards of course.  She's had her fair share with run in's with the law.  A DUI, a hit and run incident, psychological treatment etc.

Through it all, she remains a top leading lady in "Shollywood" and we wish her the best as she crosses over to the age of 50.  Keep It Moving!

MILF of the Day: Regina Hall

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Randy Moss Retires

We don't know what to make of this one.  The future "1st Ballot" Hall of Fame'er Randy Moss called it quits after 13 seasons in the N F L.  Reports circulated that Mr. Moss had been working out extremely hard on the off season and is in "freakish" shape.  No one came calling with the deal he was looking for.  He was dejected.  He quit.  One could develop a theory that Mr. Moss "retired" so that he could generate a buzz of some sort. 

The "lockout" caused the start of this season to be unique.  There are moves being made that are rather unique.  It will be a unique season with or without Randy Moss in the mix. My guess is that he won't be retired for long ie Brett Favre style.  Keep It Moving!

MILF of the Day: Sandra Bullock

 

Mother, Jugs, and "Speed"!  Sandra Bullock has been gracing the masses with her talent for a great many years.  Her break out hit came with the movie Speed.   As of late, her other hit was the movie The Blind Side.  She really knocked it out the park and was attractive as a blonde southern belle.  On a darker side, she was married to the grease monkey bike builder Jesse James.  This cat keeps on getting sued.  It was a train wreck of a relationship.  

Congrats Ms. Bullock for making the MILF of the Day list on the South Fort Ent blog.  You wouldn't be here if you were 3 years past 47.  Enjoy the fame and stay relevant for something other than adopting children.   Keep It Moving!

Clark Howard...Is there a darkside?

Clark Howard gives some of the best consumer advise I ever heard.  He's a guru and he and his staff knows their stuff.  He seems to be too good to be true.  Maybe there's a dark side to him outside of his riff with Bank of America.

Not to speculate, but what if he's in the closet or what if he beats his wife?  Would coming out of the closet hurt his radio career.  Maybe in the "dirty" South, but not in other regions.  If he is a woman beater, he would be the most famous one since O.J. overthrew Ike Turner for the crown.  What if he's a "sheep shagger"?  To each his own but I'm pretty sure PETA would have a lot to say about that.

I listen to his show (by the way 75% of his show is reruns), and sometimes get weary of his "Leave It to Beaver" demeanor.  He uses terms like "sleezoid".  Come on now!  Who uses those types of terms?  He also refuses to be firm with the callers.  Some people call in as if they're looking for his blessings even though they've done some unscrupulous things.

As with anything, do your own research and question everything that doesn't seem right.

What LOCKOUT?

Now that the NFL "lockout" is over, teams have been cutting and/or releasing players like crazy.  Most notible is what the Dallas Cowboys have done.  They dropped Marion Barber and Roy William (the wide receiver) as if they were bad habits.

The Seattle Seahawks signed quarterbacks Tarvaris Jackson and Matt Leinart.  Can't wait to see how that one turns out.  For more info visit one of your sports news websites.

2 Miami Peach Police Officers FIRED!

You're fired!  Not the words Derick Kuilan and Rolando Gutierrez wanted to hear.  This is a page taken from the cult film Super Troopers.  Apparently Kuilan and Rolando were partying at a bar name Clevelander.  It's one of those trendy spots on South Beach where there's a lot of hoties.  Amongst other things, these frickin' morons were on duty, drinking, and taking pictures with a group of women who were there for a Bachelorette party.  Things got so wild to the point where several of the women though Kuilan and Gutierrez were part of the entertainment.  Kuilan "picked up" the actual slut Bachelorette and decided he wanted to give her a ride on his police issued ATV.  Which is a serious violation of policy and poor judgement on the part of the "bride" to be.

While out joy riding under the influence of tequila shots, Derick Kuilan drove on the beach sand without headlights and ran over 2 people who were waiting for the sun to rise.  One lady ended up in a coma, her buddy suffered a broken leg.  The "Bachelorette" suffered minor injuries and probably a cancelled wedding.  Folks, we can't make up this stuff!

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MILF of the Day: Haley Berry

This MILF of the Day comes with some baggage.  What always comes up is why she's unable to maintain a relationship.  The general concensus has labled her as a bit off.  Maybe even borderline crazy.  She has been in several high profile relationships.  An as usual, they all ended on horrible terms.  Because of those situations the currently 44 year old Haley Berry is the number 12 MILF of the Day. 

Her resume' is outstanding.  She's one of the greatest leading ladies of "Shollywood".  If it weren't for all of those other things she would be flawless across the board.  Keep It Moving!

Puffy and J Lo back together again?

Remember these 2 when they were a "couple"?  Yeah the throw back "Puff Daddy" and "Jenny from the Block".  One would've thought they would've stayed together.  He's from Harlem she's from the Bronx.  That alone is a great situation.  But, sometimes a great situation isn't enough. 

They parted ways and did their own thing.  However, J Lo still had Puffy on the brain.  This is who she ran to when her 3rd husband Marc Anthony was no long the man she though he was.  Sad but true.  Can't wait to see how all of this plays out. 

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MILF of the Day: Jennifer Lopez



"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..."







































Our # 11 MILF of the Day is none other than Jennifer "J Lo" Lopez.  She's been have a hard time as of late.  Currently she's going through the divorce process with her "husband" Marc Anthony.  This will be her 3rd divorce.  Whatever the case, she's still a MILF.  Still has it going on and is still attractive.  As always, we don't know what she looks like behind closed doors.  We can only go off of what we see.  Don't be fooled!

She started off as a "Fly Girl" dancer on the show In Living Color, has done many movies, has a perfume out, and did a few albums.  On top of that, she use to be Sean "Puff" Combs main squeeze.  At 42 years old, this Butter Pecan Rican has been busy most of her adult life.  Keep It Moving!

Anders Behring Breivik "The Oslo Bomber"





Anders Behring Breivik simply said "F" it and preformed a mass killing.  Not only did he bombed a building, he also shot and kill a lot of people at a youth day camp.  In all he took out approximately 76 people.  Most of whom were in the youth day camp.  Talk about a one man wrecking crew (we thing there are more people involved).  Now, let us tell you why he did all these horrible things. It was due to Norway's stance concerning Muslims.  Breivik is anti-Muslim and felt betrayed by his country.  He's a modern day Timothy McVeigh (the Oklahoma City bomber).  Killing your fellow countrymen is never a solution unless you're a terrorist.  We haven't seen anything coming out of Oslo, Norway labeling him as a domestic terrorist. 

Again out thoughts are with Oslo.  The U.S.A. knows what you're going through.  Keep It Moving.

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Congressman David Wu...Oregon (D)

David Wu a.k.a. "Tony the Tiger" is a hot mess.  This mickey ficky needs to resign.  We don't think it's very becoming of a congress person to dress up in a tiger costume.  Dressing up for "Helloween", yes!  Dress up on regular day and you're not a mascot...hell no!  Even if a person does dress up (role play mode), don't send out pictures of it.

Another reason (as if there needs to be more) David "Wu-Tang Clan" should resign is due to the sex scandal involving a young woman.  Thank goodness it wasn't a tiger.  David claims it was consensual and of course the woman says other wise.  What's the deal with these congress persons and sex scandals?  What happen to the scandals involving bribery, kick backs, murder, blackmail, extortion, real estate fraud, and payoffs?  This is another example as to why we need to get rid of professional politicians.

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